As a village, we’re home to quite a few of our furry, four legged friends. Here’s a few to look out for next time on your walk!
Dexter
Often seen around the village taking photos with John Parsons, Dexter has become quite the village celebrity.
Likes; Cameras, Food, Walks
Dislikes: Sam the Editor’s Dog Jeff
Jeff
Jeff is another dog with a part time job, as the head of unofficial Human Resources at a local Nursing Home. Often seen walking round the village with a bright yellow harness.
Likes: Sleeping, Cardboard Boxes
Dislikes: Dexter the photographer
Teddy
Introducing Teddy, a ferocious predator of silverfish, whose giant mathematical intellect can count to two (treats, thrown across the floor to distract from Other Important Activities), and a trained heat-seeking device who can spot a hot radiator from 100 paces. Teddy is the right-hand cat of our regular contributor, Nancy.
Likes: Unpacking Amazon deliveries
Dislikes: Anything Canine or Out-Of-Doors
Interested in adding your pet to our gallery? Please send a short description and picture to our editor; newssouthwater@gmail.co.uk